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  • roarslikealioness

    I am a somewhat strange person who's obsessed with many things ranging from Mass Effect to The Beatles, from Stephen Fry to lions. Welcome to my weird and wonderful world.


    don't say i didn't warn you . . .

    whiteladyofrohan:

    wotayagi:

    jackwhitesturntable:

    elderstiefel:

    your-one-true-queen:

    aspiecrow:

    shidknee:

    sageruto:

    queererfacilities:

    radicalapollo:

    sorry-dong-dong:

    beesmygod:

    megasonger:

    "nathan is a poopyhead"

    image

    "carlos is a mexican name"

    i don’t know what i expected

    "Zachary is a jewish name"

    this is just filled to the brim with wackiness and excitement aint it

    andi is a bad bachelorette?

    "emmett is a master builder" damn straight

    "Sydney is a hole"
    Ok

    "Adam is a poo"

    YOU’RE a poo, Google!

    Kristen is a horse.
    This is news to me.

    Emily is a theory. Too true

    Kate is a werejaguar

    They know

    "Megan is a fox"
    Okay then

    sophie is a poo

    i smell the distinctive scent of seven years olds…

    Rebecca is a templar
    I’m so happy with mine!

    (Source: insomniatasteslikecottoncandy)

    (Source: elmesza, via astridthefearsome)

    (Source: zazzle-poetry, via pemsylvania)

    (Source: lolgifs.net, via krogantesticles)

    simonsprocket:

ruinedchildhood:

Drive Through

Instructions unclear

    simonsprocket:

    ruinedchildhood:

    Drive Through

    Instructions unclear

    (via whiteladyofrohan)

    d0nn0:

    clestroying:

    d0nn0:

    people who say the n word and the f word make me angry

    ned flanders

    image

    (via whiteladyofrohan)

    audreyii-fic:

    ladyofthestrange:

    doodleigh:

    wall-flawer:

    This is the cutest thing I’ve seen ever

    He totally thought wednesday could lift him i’m dead

    Honestly she probably could have.

    The Addamses may well be the healthiest, most functional family unit to ever grace the small screen.

    (Source: sandandglass, via do-you-have-a-flag)

    kidouyuuto:

    if i was a skeleton i would just say “that really rattles my bones” in response to literally everything

    (via whiteladyofrohan)

    vicvondoombwhahaha:

You can’t convince me this raccoon isn’t elegantly playing the deepest sonata you’ll ever hear on a avant garde harp

    vicvondoombwhahaha:

    You can’t convince me this raccoon isn’t elegantly playing the deepest sonata you’ll ever hear on a avant garde harp

    (Source: howdyhannaa, via whiteladyofrohan)

    radikari:

    what haircuts tell you about sexuality:

    • straight girls all have long hair
    • lesbians always have short hair
    • bisexuals wear an elegant yet easy to maintain bob
    • asexuals shave their head in the style of the pious monk
    • pansexuals put pans on their head. they put a fucking pan on th

    (via talionprinciple)